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  • #$@%! Crews QUICK VIEW #$@%! Crews $12.00 USD

    #$@%! Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Ahhhh censorship....Let your legs do the talking! These American made unisex crews let you speak your mind without ever opening your mouth! The cushioned toe and heel elevate these to a...
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  • Alligator Crews QUICK VIEW Alligator Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Alligator Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Catch yourself a gator in these orange socks.   One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra   Check out our FAQ page for common...
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  • Bacon Crews QUICK VIEW Bacon Crews $12.00 USD

    Bacon Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Let your legs do the talking! These American made unisex crews let you speak your mind without ever opening your mouth! The cushioned toe and heel elevates these to a wardrobe...
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  • Bacon Strip Crews QUICK VIEW Bacon Strip Crews $12.00 USD

    Bacon Strip Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Black and red crews with bacon strips all over. Side Note: You can make AMAZING vegan bacon with strips of eggplant - YUM - be nice to animals! One size (...
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  • Batman and Superman Socks QUICK VIEW Batman and Superman Socks $18.00 USD

    Batman and Superman Socks

    $18.00 USD

    No need to pick a favorite superhero, this 2-pack turns your sock drawer into a superheroes lair. These blue Batman and Superman socks include 2 pair of thin and comfortable...
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  • Batman Crews with Capes QUICK VIEW Batman Crews with Capes $14.00 USD

    Batman Crews with Capes

    $14.00 USD

    Strap on your utility belt and cape before saving "Gotham City" once again! Our Bruce Wayne approved Batman socks are black, gray and yellow with awesome capes attached! One size (...
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  • Batman Footed Pajamas QUICK VIEW Batman Footed Pajamas $78.00 USD

    Batman Footed Pajamas

    $78.00 USD

    Straight from Bruce Wayne's personal Batsuit prototypes, this union suit never actually made it into rotation for his normal crime fighting gear. Why? It turns out polar fleece is awesome...
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  • Beer Crews QUICK VIEW Beer Crews $12.00 USD

    Beer Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Raise your glass, give a cheers and chug away! These American made unisex crews let you speak your mind without ever opening your mouth! The cushioned toe and heel elevates these to...
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  • Beer Mug Crews QUICK VIEW Beer Mug Crews $12.00 USD

    Beer Mug Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Black socks with foaming mugs of green ale and green polka dots. Perfect for St. Patrick's day!   One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27%...
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  • Beer Pong Crews QUICK VIEW Beer Pong Crews $17.00 USD

    Beer Pong Crews

    $17.00 USD

    Rep your pong status on your feet! Whether you call it beer pong or beirut, whether you play with paddles or quarters, support your favorite drinking game on your feet...
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  • Best in Show Crews QUICK VIEW Best in Show Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Best in Show Crews

    $9.00 USD

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    Hallelujah, it's raining dogs! They couldn't get all the breeds on here, but these are still great for dog lovers! Pick out your favorite pooch! One size ( W 4-10.5 /...
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  • Blamo!!! Crews QUICK VIEW Blamo!!! Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Blamo!!! Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Perfect for comic book lovers! These red and black socks pay homage to superheroes kicking butt! Very pulply! One size ( M 7-13 / W 8+) 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester,...
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  • Blamo!!! Lows QUICK VIEW Blamo!!! Lows $10.00 USD

    Blamo!!! Lows

    $10.00 USD

    Hide your comic book socks the way you used to hide your comic books in class. Green with black polka dots and vibrant action bubbles. One size ( M 7-13...
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  • Blamo!!! Lows QUICK VIEW Blamo!!! Lows $10.00 USD

    Blamo!!! Lows

    $10.00 USD

    Teal and yellow "Blamo" socks with black polka dots! Great for comic book lovers looking to upgrade their summer style! One size (W 5-10 / M 4-8) 75% Cotton, 20%...
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  • Can You Pay My Grillz QUICK VIEW Can You Pay My Grillz $17.00 USD

    Can You Pay My Grillz

    $17.00 USD

    Clean out the jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill. Stand out! Be ODD! These tube socks feature a ribbed elastic cuff and a cushioned back heel for comfort!...
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  • Can't Look Away Camo Crews QUICK VIEW Can't Look Away Camo Crews $12.00 USD

    Can't Look Away Camo Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Blend into any situation with colorful camouflage socks. These vibrant socks look amazing peeking out of any dress shoe or making a statement in some high tops. Providing soft and...
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  • Candy Corn Crews QUICK VIEW Candy Corn Crews $17.00 USD

    Candy Corn Crews

    $17.00 USD

    Celebrate Halloween in candy coated style with these tube socks featuring a ribbed elastic cuff, a cushioned back heel for comfort and nostalgic candy corn imagery. Poly Blend MaterialOne size (M...
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  • Captain America Active QUICK VIEW Captain America Active $14.00 USD

    Captain America Active

    $14.00 USD

    These active socks provide that extra support whether you're out saving the world or jogging through the park. Featuring CoolMax technology to keep feet comfy! Blue and red with the...
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  • Cheers with Beers QUICK VIEW Cheers with Beers $12.00 USD

    Cheers with Beers

    $12.00 USD

    Come on get hoppy with these beer socks! Shades of brown with mugs of ale. Go ahead, have another pint! One size ( M 7-13 / W 8+) 75% Cotton,...
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  • Cheeseburger Crews QUICK VIEW Cheeseburger Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Cheeseburger Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Welcome to Sock Burger, home of the sock burger, can we take your order? Hamburger crews featuring cheese, lettuce, tomato, special sauce and a sesame seed bun! One size (...
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  • Cheeseburger Crews QUICK VIEW Cheeseburger Crews $17.00 USD

    Cheeseburger Crews

    $17.00 USD

    Welcome to GoodBurger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order? Stand out! Be ODD! These tube socks feature a ribbed elastic cuff and a cushioned back heel for...
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  • Chinese Takeout Crews QUICK VIEW Chinese Takeout Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Chinese Takeout Crews

    $10.00 USD

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     Royal blue socks featuring fortune cookies and takeout containers.     One Size ( W 6-10 / M 3-8 ) 66% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 2% Spandex   Check out our FAQ page...
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  • Cocka-Doodle-Doo Crews QUICK VIEW Cocka-Doodle-Doo Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Cocka-Doodle-Doo Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Cockadoodledo! Start your day when the sun comes up in these yellow crews. Rise 'n Shine! Rock-a-Doodle approved. One size ( M 7-13 / W 8+) 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester,...
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  • Cone of Shame Crews QUICK VIEW Cone of Shame Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Cone of Shame Crews

    $10.00 USD

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    Wear these in solidarity with your little dog after a trip to the vet! Featuring three different pups on a light blue sock, all looking for a little extra TLC.   One...
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  • Creepy Mummy crews QUICK VIEW Creepy Mummy crews OUT OF STOCK

    Creepy Mummy crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Don't be afraid to wrap your feet up in these gray and black crew socks. Perfect for the living, the dead or the living dead! Brendan Fraser sold separately. One...
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  • Dinosaur Footiez QUICK VIEW Dinosaur Footiez $78.00 USD

    Dinosaur Footiez

    $78.00 USD

    *2014 Design* Let that inner child roar all day and night. No really, there's no reason to take these bad boys off with the drop seat bottom just like the...
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  • Double Double Cheeseburger Knee Highs QUICK VIEW Double Double Cheeseburger Knee Highs $14.00 USD

    Double Double Cheeseburger Knee Highs

    $14.00 USD

    What's better than a double cheeseburger? A double double! Easier to wear than it is to digest! Featuring multiple hamburgers, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, special sauce and a sesame seed bun! One...
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  • Doughnut Crews QUICK VIEW Doughnut Crews $17.00 USD

    Doughnut Crews

    $17.00 USD

    America runs on Dunkin, so why should your feet be any different? Stand out! Be ODD! These tube socks feature a ribbed elastic cuff and a cushioned back heel for...
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  • Duck Duck Mallard Crews QUICK VIEW Duck Duck Mallard Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Duck Duck Mallard Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    You don't need a duck whistle to get these mallards to your sock drawer. Navy blue and hunter green with mallards.  One size ( M 7-13 / W 8+) 75%...
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  • El Diablito Crews QUICK VIEW El Diablito Crews $12.00 USD

    El Diablito Crews

    $12.00 USD

      One Size ( M 7-12.5 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra
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  • Electric Slide Crews QUICK VIEW Electric Slide Crews $12.00 USD

    Electric Slide Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Match any color superhero cape in these red, blue, orange and yellow striped crews! Perfect for the office or the Justice League! One size ( M 7-13 / W 8+) 75%...
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  • Froggy Slipper Socks QUICK VIEW Froggy Slipper Socks $12.00 USD

    Froggy Slipper Socks

    $12.00 USD

    Show love to your favorite amphibian with these ribbiting socks. Green crews feature green polka dots, frog faces on the toes and non slip grippers on the bottom! Ribbit, ribbit. ...
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  • Gift Card QUICK VIEW Gift Card from $10.00 USD

    Gift Card

    $10.00 USD

    Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Let them decide with a Bergies Gift Card. Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem...
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  • Gingerdead Man Crews QUICK VIEW Gingerdead Man Crews $12.00 USD

    Gingerdead Man Crews

    $12.00 USD

    "Not my gumdrop buttons!" Green socks featuring a one legged gingerbread man. He'll have trouble running now.   One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon,...
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  • Guadalupe Crews QUICK VIEW Guadalupe Crews $12.00 USD

    Guadalupe Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Our Lady of Guadalupe, the patroness of Mexico and the Americas, featured on black socks.    Crews by Socksmith One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27%...
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  • Gumball Machine Crews QUICK VIEW Gumball Machine Crews $17.00 USD

    Gumball Machine Crews

    $17.00 USD

    The only gum you won't be mad you stepped in. Stand out! Be ODD! These tube socks feature a ribbed elastic cuff and a cushioned back heel for comfort! Poly...
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  • Hang Loose Dude! QUICK VIEW Hang Loose Dude! $12.00 USD

    Hang Loose Dude!

    $12.00 USD

    Hang loose, man! Keep the surfing spirit alive in the winter with these black crews featuring the hang loose hand sign.   One size ( M 6-12 / W 8+)...
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  • Hey Dork Crews QUICK VIEW Hey Dork Crews $12.00 USD

    Hey Dork Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Embrace your inner dorkus because in the end, you'll always be the coolest. These American made unisex crew socks let you speak your mind without ever opening your mouth! The cushioned...
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  • Howl at the Moon Crews QUICK VIEW Howl at the Moon Crews OUT OF STOCK

    Howl at the Moon Crews

    $12.00 USD

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    Whether you're a lone wolf or the leader of the pack, these socks are calling to you. If nature also calls to you, these socks are the perfect accessory to...
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  • La Calavera Crews QUICK VIEW La Calavera Crews $12.00 USD

    La Calavera Crews

    $12.00 USD

      One Size ( M 7-12.5 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra
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  • Leapin' Leopard Crews QUICK VIEW Leapin' Leopard Crews $12.00 USD

    Leapin' Leopard Crews

    $12.00 USD

    These cats have new spots! The Leopard Collection from Happy Socks keep your feet happy while perusing the urban jungle in style! Medium (Sock size 9-11): M 4½-7½ / W 5½-9½...
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  • Lederhosen Knee Highs QUICK VIEW Lederhosen Knee Highs $14.00 USD

    Lederhosen Knee Highs

    $14.00 USD

    Perfect for celebrating Oktoberfest or for when you want to show off you German roots! Green lederhosen and a white button up shirt with red buttons! 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5%...
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  • LOL LOL LOL Crews QUICK VIEW LOL LOL LOL Crews $10.00 USD

    LOL LOL LOL Crews

    $10.00 USD

    In case your gut busting laughter doesn't tip them off, show your friends just how funny you think they are. These teal and gray striped crews feature contrasting pink "LOL"...
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  • Mario & Luigi Slippers QUICK VIEW Mario & Luigi Slippers OUT OF STOCK

    Mario & Luigi Slippers

    $38.00 USD

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    Each pair of slippers comes with one Mario & one Luigi, so you don't have to choose between your 2 favorite plumbers! Not only are they fun but they're super...
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  • Monkey Biz Crews QUICK VIEW Monkey Biz Crews $12.00 USD

    Monkey Biz Crews

    $12.00 USD

    So easy a monkey could do it! Black socks featuring chimps in business suits.    One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra...
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  • Mushroom Crews QUICK VIEW Mushroom Crews $10.00 USD

    Mushroom Crews

    $10.00 USD

    For all you fun-ghi's out there! Take a trip with these black socks featuring blue and red mushrooms.   One Size ( W 6-10 / M 3-8 ) 66% Cotton, 32%...
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  • Mushrooms Crews QUICK VIEW Mushrooms Crews $12.00 USD

    Mushrooms Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Take a trip with these black socks featuring blue and red mushrooms.   One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra   Check...
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  • My Hero Knee Highs QUICK VIEW My Hero Knee Highs $14.00 USD

    My Hero Knee Highs

    $14.00 USD

    We all have a hero or two - but do you know that YOU are someone's hero too? These American made knee highs let you wear your honor on your calves. The...
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  • Nasty Ninjas Crews QUICK VIEW Nasty Ninjas Crews $12.00 USD

    Nasty Ninjas Crews

    $12.00 USD

    HiiiYah! Keep your ninja stars handy with these grey and black crews. No one will ever question your fighting ability with ninjas all over your feet.   One size (...
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  • Night Owl Slipper Socks QUICK VIEW Night Owl Slipper Socks $12.00 USD

    Night Owl Slipper Socks

    $12.00 USD

    Stay up late in these black slipper socks.  The crews feature non-slip grippers on the bottom, a cute little blinking owl and smiling yellow stars!   One Size (W 4-10 /...
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  • OMG OMG OMG Crews QUICK VIEW OMG OMG OMG Crews $10.00 USD

    OMG OMG OMG Crews

    $10.00 USD

    It's time to give your mouth a rest and let your feet do the talking. For those moments in life that leave you speechless, these blue and red striped crews feature...
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  • Pet Talk Pillow QUICK VIEW Pet Talk Pillow $24.00 USD

    Pet Talk Pillow

    $24.00 USD

    Pet lovers rejoice! You can make this adorable pet pillow say anything with a recordable button activated mechanism hidden inside! Record a sweet message for your partner or a funny surprise...
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  • Pot Leaf Crews QUICK VIEW Pot Leaf Crews $10.00 USD

    Pot Leaf Crews

    $10.00 USD

    Purple socks featuring the weed plant!  cannabis, marijuana, herb, ganja, pot leaf socks, dope, high   One Size ( W 6-10 / M 3-8 ) 66% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 2% Spandex  ...
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  • Pot Leaf Crews QUICK VIEW Pot Leaf Crews $12.00 USD

    Pot Leaf Crews

    $12.00 USD

    Black crews featuring the weed plant.    One Size ( M 8-13 / W 8+ ) 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra   Check out our FAQ page for common inquiries.
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