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  • Abe Lincoln's Log Lavatory Mist QUICK VIEW Abe Lincoln's Log Lavatory Mist $16.99 USD

    Abe Lincoln's Log Lavatory Mist

    $16.99 USD

    I know you like to think your sh*** don't stink, but now you can make it all better in the name of America's 15th president. Make your bathroom smell just...
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  • Be a Brit Gift Set QUICK VIEW Be a Brit Gift Set $18.99 USD

    Be a Brit Gift Set

    $18.99 USD

    Never know what to buy for your favorite anglophile? Search no more! Give the gift of becoming a Brit this year without spending a bundle on pricey airfare.With the Instant...
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  • Cat Crap Gift Set QUICK VIEW Cat Crap Gift Set $17.99 USD

    Cat Crap Gift Set

    $17.99 USD

    Show your love for your favorite cat lover with this purrrfect gift set! Keep hands clean after taking care of the litter box with the Pooper Scooper Hand Saniztier and...
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  • Craft Master Gift Set QUICK VIEW Craft Master Gift Set $32.99 USD

    Craft Master Gift Set

    $32.99 USD

    Looking for a gift for the teacher, crafter, or DIY guru in your life? This gift set is perfect for those organizational, creative wizards.The gift set includes two pairs of socks:The...
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  • Crafty Crap Cigar Box QUICK VIEW Crafty Crap Cigar Box $19.99 USD

    Crafty Crap Cigar Box

    $19.99 USD

    Crafting queens unite! There are never too many projects on your to-do list when you have this tin to keep all your supplies organized. It's a perfect place to round...
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  • Crazy Cat Gift Set QUICK VIEW Crazy Cat Gift Set $17.99 USD

    Crazy Cat Gift Set

    $17.99 USD

    The future is now with this crazy cool gift set.Your favorite crazy cat lady (or dude) will flip over this Cat Translating Breath Spray (mint flavored) and Hipster Kitten Crew...
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  • Feel Incredibly High Instantly! QUICK VIEW Feel Incredibly High Instantly! $7.99 USD

    Feel Incredibly High Instantly!

    $7.99 USD

    Stop waiting for your government to legalize mary-j, get high with this liquid marijuana* spray.   *Mint Flavored Breath Spray* Size: .25 fl oz./7.5 ml Ingredients: Alcohol Denatured, Water, Glycerin,...
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  • Fuzzy Animal Baby Blanket QUICK VIEW Fuzzy Animal Baby Blanket OUT OF STOCK

    Fuzzy Animal Baby Blanket

    $28.00 USD

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    This 2-in-1 blanket and plush toy is a new and innovative roll-up plush blanket that transforms into a cute plush toy; huggable and lovable for infants and children of all...
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  • High Alert Gift Set QUICK VIEW High Alert Gift Set $19.99 USD

    High Alert Gift Set

    $19.99 USD

    Until weed is legalized everywhere, grab this gift for the cannabis lover in your life. The gift set includes A High Inducing breath spray (mint flavored) and Weed Knee Highs...
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  • Jolly Ol' Breath Spray QUICK VIEW Jolly Ol' Breath Spray $7.99 USD

    Jolly Ol' Breath Spray

    $7.99 USD

    Looks don't last, but British accents are forever. Step up your flirt game with this British accent* spray. *Mint Flavored Breath Spray   Size: .25 fl oz./7.5 ml Ingredients: Alcohol...
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  • Kitty Talk Breath Spray QUICK VIEW Kitty Talk Breath Spray $7.99 USD

    Kitty Talk Breath Spray

    $7.99 USD

    Ever wonder what makes your cat so grumpy? Wonder no more with this cat translating* breath spray! *Mint Breath Spray   Size: .25 fl oz./7.5 ml Ingredients: Alcohol Denatured, Water,...
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  • Love Ya Gift Set QUICK VIEW Love Ya Gift Set $15.99 USD

    Love Ya Gift Set

    $15.99 USD

    Embrace the snarkiest BFF phrase with this "Love ya, Mean it" dynamic gift duo. The Love Ya Mean It crews, tightly woven and created to stay in place on your foot...
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  • Love Ya Luxury Soap QUICK VIEW Love Ya Luxury Soap $4.99 USD

    Love Ya Luxury Soap

    $4.99 USD

    Show your sweetie how much you care with this lavender & vanilla scented soap. Bath time just got a whole lot more luxurious.   Each bar is Made in the...
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  • Microwaveable Socky Doll QUICK VIEW Microwaveable Socky Doll $26.00 USD

    Microwaveable Socky Doll

    $26.00 USD

    These adorable little animals are made from sock remnants and stuffed with therapeutic lavender herbs and flax seed to soothe pain caused from tension and calm anxiety. Socky Dolls can...
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  • No Shit, Sherlock Lavatory Mist QUICK VIEW No Shit, Sherlock Lavatory Mist $16.99 USD

    No Shit, Sherlock Lavatory Mist

    $16.99 USD

    Making a bathroom smell better? Elementary my dear Watson.If it's good enough for the world's greatest detective, it's good enough for the rest of us, with a light lemon &...
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  • Pet Talk Pillow QUICK VIEW Pet Talk Pillow $24.00 USD

    Pet Talk Pillow

    $24.00 USD

    Pet lovers rejoice! You can make this adorable pet pillow say anything with a recordable button activated mechanism hidden inside! Record a sweet message for your partner or a funny surprise...
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  • Pooper Scooper Hand Sanitizer QUICK VIEW Pooper Scooper Hand Sanitizer $7.99 USD

    Pooper Scooper Hand Sanitizer

    $7.99 USD

    From the world's toughest critic, to those who pick up their poop. Cats are saying thank you with this hand sanitizer. Or maybe it's just a way of reminding us...
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  • Sher Locked Gift Set QUICK VIEW Sher Locked Gift Set $24.99 USD

    Sher Locked Gift Set

    $24.99 USD

    Looking for a great way to show some appreciation for the ever reliable Watson in your life? You don't need to be a detective to find out this amazing gift...
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  • Sock Monkey Koozie QUICK VIEW Sock Monkey Koozie $4.99 USD

    Sock Monkey Koozie

    $4.99 USD

    Keep your drinks cold and cute with our sock monkey drink koozie! Everyone at the party will get a kick out of your beer holder! Check out our FAQ page...
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  • Sock Monkey Night Light QUICK VIEW Sock Monkey Night Light $8.99 USD

    Sock Monkey Night Light

    $8.99 USD

    Keep monsters away with a friendly faced sock monkey night light! This cutie gives off just enough light to scare away the shadows in your bedroom or hallway! Check out...
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  • Sock Monkey Pencil Toppers QUICK VIEW Sock Monkey Pencil Toppers $2.99 USD

    Sock Monkey Pencil Toppers

    $2.99 USD

    Add some personality to your No. 2 pencils! This pack features 2 classic sock monkey pencil toppers ready to take homework to the next level of cuteness! Check out our FAQ...
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  • Sock Monkey Silly Straws QUICK VIEW Sock Monkey Silly Straws $2.99 USD

    Sock Monkey Silly Straws

    $2.99 USD

    Drinks are way better with silly straws! These are the perfect little gift for your favorite sock monkey lover! Check out our FAQ page for common inquiries.
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  • Sock Monkey Umbrella QUICK VIEW Sock Monkey Umbrella OUT OF STOCK

    Sock Monkey Umbrella

    $14.99 USD

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    Keep yourself dry and out of the rain with this awesome sock monkey umbrella! Featuring a red pom pom top, lovable monkey ears and that classic, recognizable sockmonkey face! Check...
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  • Spotty Lincoln Combo Set QUICK VIEW Spotty Lincoln Combo Set $24.99 USD

    Spotty Lincoln Combo Set

    $24.99 USD

    Our 16th President didn't like to lie, and if you were wearing these socks and asked his style opinion, he wouldn't have to. Make Lincoln proud. Wear these socks! Red...
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  • Stay Away From Assholes Gift Set QUICK VIEW Stay Away From Assholes Gift Set $15.99 USD

    Stay Away From Assholes Gift Set

    $15.99 USD

    In case you know someone who needs a constant reminder to stay away from trouble, gift them these rad socks and hand soap with the classic message "stay away from...
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  • Stay Away Luxury Soap QUICK VIEW Stay Away Luxury Soap $4.99 USD

    Stay Away Luxury Soap

    $4.99 USD

    Clean up your life and your hands in one washing with this luxury white tea & violet soap featuring the ever important reminder to "stay away from assholes"   Each...
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  • Super JUMBO Rubber Ducky QUICK VIEW Super JUMBO Rubber Ducky OUT OF STOCK

    Super JUMBO Rubber Ducky

    $26.00 USD

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    Mr. Big the Giant Rubber Duck is made from natural latex, which is naturally phthalate and BPA-free. Mr. Big sits 8" high and a necessity for any rubber ducky fan...
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  • Super Stoner Gift Set QUICK VIEW Super Stoner Gift Set $42.00 USD

    Super Stoner Gift Set

    $42.00 USD

    Don't wait until 4/20 to shower your favorite stoner with love. This Super Stoner Gift Set is perfect for every cannabis lover in your life. The gift set includes two...
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  • The Biggest Sock Monkey Ever QUICK VIEW The Biggest Sock Monkey Ever OUT OF STOCK

    The Biggest Sock Monkey Ever

    $140.00 USD

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    Meet your new best friend! This 6 foot tall sock monkey is the life size version of the classic sock monkey without the big red butt! The perfect way to put a smile on...
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  • Trash Master Gift Set QUICK VIEW Trash Master Gift Set $19.99 USD

    Trash Master Gift Set

    $19.99 USD

    What do you get for your favorite trashy pal? Something that shows the rest of the world how proud they are of their trash master status! This gift set include...
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  • Wine Monkey Bottle Caddy QUICK VIEW Wine Monkey Bottle Caddy $10.99 USD

    Wine Monkey Bottle Caddy

    $10.99 USD

    This sock monkey sock wine sleeve is perfect for toting around a bottle of almost anything! Our nostalgic styled wine monkey is made from the all-American red-heeled socks made in...
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  • World's Greatest Stoner Cigar Box QUICK VIEW World's Greatest Stoner Cigar Box $19.99 USD

    World's Greatest Stoner Cigar Box

    $19.99 USD

    Lose all subtlety  when you own this stoner cigar box. Onward and Upward! This tin box is perfect for holding your stash and other stuff.   Dimensions: 3"h x 7.25"w x...
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  • You Nasty Hand Sanitizer QUICK VIEW You Nasty Hand Sanitizer $7.99 USD

    You Nasty Hand Sanitizer

    $7.99 USD

    Hey you! Yeah you.. ya might want to check out this hand sanitizer. Cause you aint the $h!t if you smell like it.  .. Just sayin...   Active ingredient: Ethyl...
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